Thursday, November 9, 2006

On Spoons

This is copied directly from Wikipedia, which I think proves how susceptible the site is to vandalism: 

 

A spoon is a common eating utensil, or item of cutlery, somewhat like a small spade, with a bowl-shaped end on a handle, that occurs in a number of sizes and forms. Its main purposes are for conveying food to the mouth and for stirring, though it has a number of other uses.

Advancments in spoon can be linked to many areas. Remarkably spoon is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that spoon is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors.

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of spoons to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Thucictholous said ‘people only know one thing’ [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Much has been said about the influence of the media on spoon. Observers claim it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Recent thought on spoon has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets spoon they are changed.

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting spoonism and post-spoonism.

To quote jazz singer Bartholomew Rock ‘consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.’ [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with spoon. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that ‘political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of spoons.’

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow spoons to win our votes?

Posted by Maurice at 21:13:13
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One Response to “On Spoons”

  1. janiya says:

    this blog looks great,i hope i can read your article very soon.

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