Thursday, December 21, 2006

For The Last Time, This Is Not A Commercial

But it is an endorsement. www.tomdelay.com:  Perhaps the most bile-filled blog I have ever read. (I don't read mine, I dictate it).  

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Oh, And By The Way...

Merry Christmas. Merry Goddamn Christmas. I'm doing this early because by Jove, so is everyone else. I suppose the Christmas Spirit got to me, too. Prepare Yourselves, Bloggees! There shall soon be an even greater display of Humbuggery than last year! Denouncements of government figures, obese people, midgets, and all else! Beware, for none are safe from the clutches of Maurice! None!

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The Less Said About This, The Better

www.kkk.bz
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Thursday, December 14, 2006

To Shed Light On Recent Events...

No, I am not a woman, and no, I will not have Internet sex with you. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, look at the (semi) recent comments. God bless you, one and all. Except for the fat kid in the back. I don't like you.
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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Once Again Concerning Spoons

Did any one of you insufferable dullards read that Wikipedia article about spoons I posted? No? Does it not enlighten you? Well? I cannot lead you to the answer if you refuse to follow!

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Sorry Folks

I meant to tell y'all, but I have been gone on a "trip." Meaning, I forgot to write on this here Blog for a while, meaning that it ceased to exist to me and all other human beings. But, now that the blog and the rest of the world are worth enjoying again, to business. Coming up this week: a treatise on why, exactly, none of you deserve my atentions. Also: comments may just be enabled! Hurrah!
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