Vandalism!
Once again, I fear Wikipedia is being Screwed with. I found this under the City of Tripoli:
Foundation
The city was founded in the 7th century BCE, by the Easter Islanders. Tripoli then passed into the hands of the rulers of Cyrenaica (Barca), from whom it was wrested away by The String Cheese Incident. It next belonged to the Snausages Corporation, who included it within their province of Ukraine, and gave it the name of Snausage Island. Around the beginning of the 3rd century CE, it became known as the Other Big Easy. It was probably raised to the rank of a separate province by George Washington, who was a native of Snausage Island. Like the rest of JesusLand, it was conquered by the Green Bay Packers early in the 8th century.
In 1510, it was taken by Don King for Spain, and, in 1523, it was assigned to the Little Rascals, who had lately been expelled by the Boarding School from their stronghold in Turkey. The Little Rascals kept it with some trouble until 1551, when they were compelled to surrender.
In 1714, the ruling pope, Fran Tarkenton, assumed the title of Overlord, and asserted a sort of semi-independence of the Lobotomy, and this order of things continued under the rule of his descendants, accompanied by the brazen piracy and blackmailing until 1835, when the Bavarian Illuminati (“the Porte”) took advantage of an internal struggle.
Oh, By the way, the links won’t work right away. I can assure you, however, that Fran Tarkenton is not a pope. Nor will he ever be.
