The Daily Fix

Let us mourn the passing of a good blog, nay, a great blog. Sleep Deprivation ‘06 has finally passed on to the great starry IP address in the sky, god bless it. May its ingenuity and back-breaking amount of of really stupid comments live forever in our hearts and minds, if not the internet. You may ask me why I killed it. I don’t quite know, to be honest. It was a simpler time, 2006, when the Blog looked up at me with its innocent eyes, and said, “Daddy, how are we going to pay rent and buy food this week?” And I just looked down at the little sucker and thought, I am going to miss him. Well not enough. I killed it. I KILLED IT, AND I’D DO IT AGAIN IF I COULD! WA-HA-HA-HA! Oh, I may be locked up for a while, it’s true, but when I get out, we’ll see…

 

oh, and a funny picture.

You may wonder what this is in response to. This is in response to the recent rash of postings by mister USA, who I have notice has a writing style eerily similiar to the simian stylings of Clark Lewinsky, a collaborator from an earlier blog. Really, all I have to say is that if there are much more comments such as those before, there will be Mass Editing. And I mean that in the nice, unthreatening way, rather than the, “I shall crush you like the inferior Bug you are” way. Oh, and not all communities take your babies away. Just this one.

Ahhhhhhhh, that’s better. Times like these make me feel better, even if nearly 90% of recent comments can be attributed to Chuck. Still, that’s good lookin’ out there, Mr. Anonymous. If you’re reading this and have no idea what I’m saying, check out the comments for my compatriot Bob’s admirably deranged post “i’m better than you.” You might be amused.

Also, just because nobody asked for it, a picture of flying cows. Don’t worry. They’re not real. Maybe.

Hello, my e-peons. You may have noticed that the most recent posting was not mine in nature. Don’t worry. This is just the continuation of a trend started with Clark Lewinsky on SLeep Deprivation ‘06, my first blog endeavor. There will most probably be another Author as well, so there’s that.

im better than you becuase i can recignize i’m better than you thus proving my superiority, of course, i also have more cheezits than you, which shows im cheezer, and cheese comes from cows, so i can fly like a birdie in the sky, until a hunter shoots me then i don’t fly like a cow

If you’re going to look at the blog, at least leave a comment. Let me know what you think, or something. Be constructive, children! Strive to learn! Or don’t join a goddamned online “community”!

If this were a person, it would be a bloated, evil plutocrat. With a monocle.

Crazy goddamn hunk of shit. If it wasn’t so useful in sending idiots from other parts of the world inane messages, I’d just destroy it.

 

 

…I think it’s planning my death.