Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Clark Lewinsky Is Back!!!

Well, this may be old news, but it's all I got. Clark Lewisnky has returned on the blog (officially) after a long three-month exodus since the Old Blog died a violent death. In celebration, I found pictures of Rob Schneider. I have also been informed that Ray Charles is blind, and he is not just faking to sell records. I was so sure.

 

 

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WHAT AM I TALKING ABOOT

SOM LIKE IT UP AND DOWN

I LIKE IT SIDE TO SIDE

EVERY MORNING EVERY NIGHT

KEEPS YOU NICE AND WHITE
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Monday, March 19, 2007

Plame: I was outed for 'purely political reasons'

 
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Former CIA officer Valerie Plame told a congressional committee Friday that she believes she was outed in 2003 for "purely political reasons."

Plame, whose outing triggered a federal investigation, said she always knew her identity could be discovered by foreign governments but said she was surprised to be identified by her own government.

"My name and identity were carelessly and recklessly abused by senior officials in the White House and State Department," Plame testified before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. "I could no longer perform the work for which I had been highly trained."
 
I cite www.cnn.com for this wondrous discovery.
 
 
All I have to say is, isn't it a bit late?
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Friday, March 16, 2007

"Tasteless" Joke Of The Day

Dan: What is the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

Peter: I do not know. Tell me, Dan.

Dan: The taste! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Peter: You're an ass, Dan.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

YOU CAN

KILL FOREIGNERS

MAKE CASH

HAVE FUN

AND SLEEP OVER WITH OTHER MALE NATIONAL GUARDSMEN

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I Am Very Sleepy

A poem, then, to entertain our readership and simultaneously stress the molasses-like motion of my mental synapses:

 

A tired blogger, one must feel

Is not in touch with nothin' real

He sits and hits his head with keyboard

And when waking, making me bored

A tired blogger is no good

In his friendly neighborhood

All he does is sit in chair

With his drool ,and vacant stare

I am a tired blogger, yes

To this one sin I must confess:

A tired blogger's not so witty

Although it's then that they're most pretty.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Stuff and nonsense

Me rubiks cubin alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/lqjFkwxwPN8 The name speaks for itself alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/nxuWC-bt4lA
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See That Ad Over There, In The Right-Hand Corner? Click It.

In the past, I have refrained from such commercialist antics. Today, however, I have decided to participate in some slick shillin'. I understand that these ads are primarily how the "good" folks at blog.com make money, and so I have decided to send some business their way. Oh, how I hope some lonely rich man stumbles upon this blog, and says, "God bless ye, Tiny Tim Cratchett! I shall give you a nice fat turkey to roast on Christmas Day!" Then, he would snap out of it, and engage in the "market of ideas" that is America. So, here's the deal: I write things that you ignore, you give me money. It seems to work well for me, at least.
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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Oopsie

That special post about the monkeys and the masturbating was maybe a little too risque, so...

... I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT. As I said, oopsie.

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