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On behalf of the country, the president, and all the slaves, I'd like to welcome you back.
Back to the plantation!!!!
The love plantation!!!!!
Anyhow, I was noticing a disturbing trend the other day, whilst I was intently staring at my television screen. Prepare for some truly godwonderful observational comedy:
SO, you know how, like, they're always re-doing these crazy low-budget crossover movies, and then, like, just going straight to cable and dvd? For example, I was at the local Movie Rental Hut/Rapist Shack, and I saw a movie with a bright red cover with a man in suspenders! Imagine! Also, get ready America! For "Jew-No!" Starring Ellen Page and Sacha Baron Cohen, this hilarious romp through the Tennessee backwoods combines our two favorite lovable characters Juno and Borat, acting as wacky and wiiiiild ans anything! Our lovable pregnant teen-aged friend cracks wise and says indecipherable quote-unquote (swatch carefully now, because I'm gonna PUT QUOTES around this next 'un) "teen slang," whilst our lovable Eastern European bigot shits in bags, swears in an innocent fashion, and murders Jews with a Pickaxe! Lighthearted comedy for the entire family!!!
Seriously, someone notify those semi-retarded frat-boys/jackasses over there at comedy central. I'm sure there can be some type of National Lampoon-esque thing. I'LL BE RICH NO MATTER WHAT
Back to the plantation!!!!
The love plantation!!!!!
Anyhow, I was noticing a disturbing trend the other day, whilst I was intently staring at my television screen. Prepare for some truly godwonderful observational comedy:
SO, you know how, like, they're always re-doing these crazy low-budget crossover movies, and then, like, just going straight to cable and dvd? For example, I was at the local Movie Rental Hut/Rapist Shack, and I saw a movie with a bright red cover with a man in suspenders! Imagine! Also, get ready America! For "Jew-No!" Starring Ellen Page and Sacha Baron Cohen, this hilarious romp through the Tennessee backwoods combines our two favorite lovable characters Juno and Borat, acting as wacky and wiiiiild ans anything! Our lovable pregnant teen-aged friend cracks wise and says indecipherable quote-unquote (swatch carefully now, because I'm gonna PUT QUOTES around this next 'un) "teen slang," whilst our lovable Eastern European bigot shits in bags, swears in an innocent fashion, and murders Jews with a Pickaxe! Lighthearted comedy for the entire family!!!
Seriously, someone notify those semi-retarded frat-boys/jackasses over there at comedy central. I'm sure there can be some type of National Lampoon-esque thing. I'LL BE RICH NO MATTER WHAT
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