The Daily Fix

I read Time magazine the other day. Not willingly, though. I was bound and gagged(?) and then forced to read their touching testimony to William F. Buckley Jr.

I didn't know William F. Buckley (Jr.) and Jeff Buckley had so much in common! Like their last names! It's like they came f- waiiiiiiiiiiit a second there cowboy. What if they did? They didn't did they? DID THEY????? Oh, wait. That would be silly!


They're both dead, too.


William F. Buckley (the younger) hated poor people, apparently. Well, that's unfair. He was a Republican. So OF COURSE he hated poor people. Also, where was the outpouring of love and support for the Buckley family? Remember when Reagan died? Why didn't people care like that?

Answer: Because Reagan had been legally a vegetable for about a decade before his "untimely" (Who the hell called his death "untimely," again? What the hell? A cat could've beaten him in a wonderlic test! PARIS HILTON could've beaten him in a wonderlic test! And then after he was president, he only got dumber! Which is a completely and totally legitimate reason that he should have been dead.) death.

Oh yeah. I've been thinking, and I've decided to let her go. Now the only problem will be getting her out of the well. Precious didn't sit so well on her.