To Shed Light On Recent Events…
No, I am not a woman, and no, I will not have Internet sex with you. If you have no clue what I’m talking about, look at the (semi) recent comments. God bless you, one and all. Except for the fat kid in the back. I don’t like you.
To be made into Parrot soup, of course. Next up: what you will need to eat parrot soup!
